Apr 18 2014 15:47 5,976 notes

“can we stop at dunkin’s”
— ancient proverb, originating in new england (via east-coast-colie)

(Source: perfect-patrice)

Apr 18 2014 15:09 9,267 notes

redribbonrobot:

This is so cheesy but…I couldn’t help myself.

Apr 18 2014 15:05 319,238 notes

sweetpeche:

reblog for easter

(Source: videohall)

Apr 18 2014 14:50 1,038 notes

neilcicierega:

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  • wacky gifs
  • identifying trends in media and social interaction and analyzing their racial and sexual subtexts
  • wacky jpgs

Apr 18 2014 14:33 513 notes

neilcicierega:

A lot of people are asking why i used a picture of Paul McCartney for my mashup of John Lennon’s “Imagine”.

I thought the answer was obvious. Paul McCartney IS John Lennon

Everyone knows that the original Paul McCartney died some time in the 1960s and was replaced by a double. But I guess you only know half the story. When choosing a replacement impostor they realized that only one person knew Paul and his mannerisms well enough to convincingly portray him: John Lennon in facial prosthetics.

Obviously they could never be seen together in public. This is why the Beatles stopped performing and became a studio-only band (John playing Paul’s parts via multitracking techniques which quickly proved creatively revolutionary.) Nonetheless, the magic act was very taxing on John, and the Beatles eventually had to split up so he could perform both lives separately.

When he was non-fatally wounded by a bullet in 1980, he realized he was at a crossroads. He had come to enjoy his life and career as Paul McCartney, who was at an all time creative high with hits like “Temporary Secretary" and "Wonderful Christmastime”. And so, he faked his death as John Lennon and assumed the role of Paul full time.

So next time you’re mourning the premature loss of the great songwriter John Lennon, just think about him in 1985, healthily and contentedly singing “Spies Like Us" under 20 pounds of Hollywood makeup.

Apr 18 2014 14:08 65 notes

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mallotovcocktail:

consulting-cannibal, intrudaimpala, and i made beautiful, beautiful art

Dean loved movies as much as the next guy, but Cas… Cas loved short films, the ones made on low budgets by self adoring filmmakers. He loved watching the shitty quality and the rare ideas…

what a beautiful fic

Apr 18 2014 14:02 92 notes

vonnabeee:

One more glass to forget it all.

HAPPY SUPER LATE 4/13 thing

i have a lot of memories w homestuck and where most of my improvement came grom im sad its gonna end soon, but i REALLY WANNA KNOW WHAT HAPPENS

ALSO ROXY BC I LOVE HER A LOT 

Apr 18 2014 13:59 38,008 notes

vinegod:

who made this chicken 🐓 by Chip Hoch

Apr 18 2014 13:31 55,384 notes

tardis-mind-palace:

chainedtoacomet:

When Dean Winchester finally dies (for good, this time), Death takes a holiday. 

He spends a week going to every fair and carnival in the continental US.

He eats every deep fried concoction possible.

When his holiday comes to an end, he goes to Heaven and knocks on the pearly gates with the head of his cane. He asks to speak with Dean Winchester.

Dean is surprised to find Death there when the angels bring him forward. Death swore that their last meeting, when Death personally escorted Dean’s soul to Heaven, would be the final time they ever saw one another.

“I found it,” Death tells him. “The perfect pie. It was in Muncie, Indiana. Apple, with a flaky, golden crust. The ratio of cinnamon to sugar and its balance with the tart Granny Smith…. it was just perfect. Divine, even.”

Dean stares at Death, unsure of why he is telling him this, but then he looks down. In Death’s hand is a wrinkled, white paper bag. Inside the bag is a slice of the perfect pie.

Dean takes the bag, mystified.

“Thanks for the pickle chips that time,” Death says, then disappears into the void.

did you just give me Death/Dean bromance feels

(Source: jenarcherwood)

Apr 18 2014 12:26 57,441 notes

ruffnutthorstonthebesttwin:

scarvenrot:

7hrone:

eridick-amporna:

astrofacto:

cabbagepatchcat:

loveschach:

THIS IS BY FAR THE BEST USE OF THE SNK OPENING

I almost choked from how perfect this was

omfg

is that christopher walken

WHY DOES IT SYNC UP LIKE THAT

I FUCKING CRACKED UP WHEN HE JUMPED OVER THE RAILING

((I lost it when he started flying.))